January 2010
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A Joke from David Rees
A member of the House Democratic Caucus goes to the doctor. The doctor says, “I have bad news and good news. The bad news is you have a broken foot. The good news is, you’re a congressman, which means you have health insurance, which means you’ll be able to get treatment without going totally bankrupt, unlike many of your constituents, who you are actively betraying by thinking only of your...
Exploration into language →
alisonagosti:
Steve: I checked out your other Tumblr.
Me: Oh, you mean http://www.thebetterhalf.tumblr.com?
Steve: Yep. That one. Weird how you said the whole thing. Almost as though you’re planning on posting this conversation on the internet, and in a format that won’t allow you to insert links.
Me: And?
Steve: What exactly are you going for, there?
Me: Oh you know. ...
thebetterhalf:
“Don’t do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.” — Henry Rollins
I’m a third of the way there, Hank.
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“It isn’t that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are...”
– Jon Stewart
The Daily Show is really the only thing I miss about cable TV.
“Life is not a theme park and if it is the theme is death.”
– Russell Brand
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Australian Communist Friend: We are also doing t-shirts for the Int Transport Workers world congress in Mexico City in August and the design company given the job came up with the worst idea in the world. so now I'm doing those t-shirts too
Me: What was the worst idea in the world? Please say it was a sombrero on wheels.
ACF: lol. a kangaroo ("looking tough") in a mexican wrestling mask -- and an anchor tattoo on its arm
Me: For reals?
Me: That's so much better than my idea.
Me: I *want* a lucha libre kangaroo t-shirt now.
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