If Hot Dog Batman doesn’t get me on the Tumblr Radar literally nothing ever could.
What May Come
Wood engraving by Leopoldo Mendez
Phineas X Jones gets paid to draw kitties on beer labels.
So yeah, I did an email interview with Paste. No one replied after I sent in my responses weeks ago and I sincerely believed they were never going to run it. Yet here we are. But anyway, I suppose I’ll be rich any day now.
Open Carry Patriot
Chicago Craft Gin Week is a real thing that is actually happening and you can tell it’s real because I drew some little drunk owls for it.
Despite the fact that his death touched off a global conflagration and inaugurated a century of death, chaos, and war unparalleled in human history, come on, admit it: you kind of want to shoot him, too.