I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart.
YOU BROKE MY HEART!
This year’s release of Lager Town takes the unprecedented step (for me and Half Acre) of having three labels. In my mind there is definitely a narrative between the three, but it would ruin the magic to explain it. Make up your own and it will be correct.* Probably better than whatever I’m thinking.
But for the beer nerds out there, we’ve definitely got a “collect ‘em all” situation here. If you want your bottles to be worth anything in 30 years, you have to have a mint set.
*Unrelated: Hello Kitty is a cat if you want her to be.
I’m the Slime – Frank Zappa from Zappa in New York
On the passing of Don Pardo, I have to share this, one of my favoritemost Pardo performances. (Don comes in around 1:25 and it’s totally worth it just trust me.)Played 114 times.
Just more brilliant photoshop prankery from liartownusa.
“A grizzly scene on my electron beam / Told a story about human rights So all of King’s horses and all of King’s men / Had a riot for two days and nights / Well, the city exploded but the gates wouldn’t open / So the company asked him to quit / Now everybody’s equal / Just don’t measure it”
Just been thinking of this song a lot lately. Can’t think why.
Bear got a haircut. It cost approximately as much as Beyoncé’s last haircut, I’m guessing. Altho I imagine hers didn’t include anesthesia and ear cleaning.
I’m not saying the person who made these photos would have any idea who I am, or should now.
I am simply saying.
SIC SEMPER TRANNYS
LIBETY OR TRANNY?
Speaking as a white, heterosexual, and in all meaningful ways utterly mainstream American male, I am thrilled to be on the victimized side of a social justice movement for a change.
Did you know the “O” in “type O” stands for “Oppression”? Check your privilege, fuckers.
2. AB Positive Blood Anti-Discrimination Campaign: “I’m Not a Blood Type”